Me and my friendsare making a Bleach Abridged and we already have most of the script done for random episodes.Please don't steal this.

EP.1

Ichigo:Hey guys,Im Ichigo Kurosaki and......*Looks at translation* MY NAME MEANS STRAWBERRY.I mean come on now,You couldn't have picked a girlier fruit than this.Come on now guys.

Us:Ichigo,get with the script

Ichigo:No no no no no,wait,I would've taken banana, but NNNNOOOOO you had to choose STRAWBERRY, the girliest fruit of them all,My hair isn't even the color of strawberry man. I would need and fruit head and a stem coming out of the top of my head....hehehehe, Strawberry head,hehehehe.

Me:Sigh......whatever Ichigo.


Ep. when ichigo and Bakuya fight.Late in the fight.

Bakuya:HOW CAN YOU STILL BE STANDING!!!!!!

Ichigo:*In whisper* Come here,I'll tell you a secret..........Im the main character, WAGAGAGAGAHHDFIHDIOGE

Bakuya: SON OF A *****************************

MF:*Mf stands for my friend*Wow.........wow

Me:That was NOT meant to happen,that was totally random

MF:Yeah so totally

Me:Yeah,they're probably done now*releases snsor button*

Bakuya:FUCKING

Me:OH MY GOD OH MY GOD THE CHILDREN OF AMERICA AND JAPAN.

(more will be coming tommorow)

Most Bleach Abridged are pretty awful, I suggest doing a new series